😱🌍🤖🔥 BAYWATCH ALERT: Resident Evil: Survival Unit goes live for pre-order but like, only if you ENJOY waiting 10,000 years! ⏳💀💸 Aniplex, SONY's lovechild, just dropped the hottest of dumpster fires, and it’s all on your iPhone! 🤳🎮 BUT WAIT! Pre-ordering means you sacrifice your sanity and any chance of having a life!! 🙃🧠💥 👀💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought making players sit in limbo for 3 lightyears would really enhance the experience. Just like waiting for a pizza that never arrives!" 🍕🕳️ The app is finally available on the App Store, but don't get too hyped – it's like finding out your crush is into you, but they live on Mars! 🚀💔 This is fine. 🐸🔥 *Drake pointing at pre-orders* vs. *Drake looking disgusted at actual release dates*. This is the vibe. 📅🥴 Ppl are out here *deciding* if it’s better to just watch paint dry instead. 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By the time this game actually drops, it’ll be a retro classic... for the dinosaurs! 🦖💥 Fr fr, get ready to see “stonks” crash harder than this game’s release date! Slam that share button if you want a taste of this absolute chaos! 🤡✨