🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 🚨 👀 So, Aniplex, the tech equivalent of that kid who shows up fashionably late to a party, just dropped *Resident Evil: Survival Unit* for iOS, and guess what? You can PRE-ORDER it! 🤯 But first, you might want to grab a bag of popcorn and get cozy, ‘cause you’re gonna be waiting longer than the tech-fellows waiting for their degrees to actually pay off. 💀🎮 🗣️ "We decided to launch a pre-order just so people can feel like they’re doing something while the game is *literally* not available,” said **totally-not-a-leaked-quote developer.** “If anything, it’ll teach them patience, which is something Gen Z clearly lacks.” 😏💅 In other news, the project manager is still trying to teach the art of dodging bullets IRL, and Sega is in the corner trying to figure out why they didn’t get a slot. This is fine. 🔥🤡 No cap, I’m low-key ready for the day when these games just download straight into our brains like it’s *Inception*—stonks would go *through the roof*! 🚀💰 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Before this game launches, it’ll somehow become a meme factory for cringe TikToks featuring “how to survive” tutorials that involve just hiding under your bed. Get ready to be suspended from reality! 😱😂🔥