🚨🔫🔥 **BREAKING: The *Resident Evil* franchise has officially gone full Mobile Grandma mode!** 🔥🔫🚨 That’s right, fam! Capcom just dropped a bombshell (not a zombie) 💣💀: *Resident Evil Survival Unit* 🤳📱 is rolling onto iOS and Android like a T-virus-infested boulder chasing your hopes and dreams! Imagine your favorite survival horror game transformed into a *strategy* 🧠🤔… Yeah, I can hear the cringe from here. And like, who even asked for this? 😩 *"Dude, just give me the zombies"* - actual dying *Resi* fans. Don’t be surprised if this turns out to be a *pay-to-win* nightmare, featuring in-game purchases that cost more than your rent 💸💀. 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We think real gamers need to strategize on their toilet breaks." 🚽💀🔥 Okay, sounds legit, but what do you even strategize against? Like, which character could survive your family dinner? Mark your calendars, July 10 at 6 PM ET, for the *big reveal* 🎉📅 – if you still have any faith left in Capcom. 😩🤡 🔥🚀 **HOT TAKE:** This mobile game will either be the fall of the *Resident Evil* empire OR it's the first step towards a *Resident Evil* Farming Simulator! 🌾🧟‍♂️💀 #Based 🤪👾🤝 Share the chaos!