
"Resident Evil 9: Capcom said 'No Leon, more horror' ๐๐ Instead we get the real enemy: anxiety ๐ฑ๐ฅ"
๐ฅ๐จ *BREAKING: CAPCOM JUST SAID "NO" TO LEON KENNEDY* ๐จ๐ฅ ๐ฎ In a plot twist more shocking than your uncle's "surprise" at family dinner, Capcom hit us with a "hold my beer" moment at their latest event! ๐ป Resident Evil 9 (a.k.a. Requiem) is steering the ship away from our handsome meme lord Leon Kennedy. I mean, come on, Capcom, are we just supposed to ignore the fact that Leon is the true #GamerBae? ๐ญ๐ ๐ Developers dropped this hot take: "We want players to FEEL the horror.โ Spoiler alert: I already feel horror when I see my bank balance after buying all this merch. ๐๐ธ But now weโll be playing as Grace Ashcroft, aka the *FBI analyst* we never knew we needed. Can she even survive a zombie apocalypse? Iโd be more scared of her coffee order. โ๐ While weโre at it, can we get a moment for all the cringe bros whoโve been coping since the announcement? "This is fine"๐งโ๐ค๐ง. Like, stonks for Capcom? Or straight to the cringe dimension? *Drake's "Hotline Bling"* is playing in the background as we weep. ๐ถ No cap, weโre just a few updates away from Resident Evil: Villagers Go Wild! ๐ฅ *HOT TAKE:* In 2024, Capcom will announce DLC where Leon resurrects just to crush the hopes of all Grace stans. Hold onto your coffee, weโre not ready! โ๐ฃ #EpicFail #ResidentEvil9 #Seethe Share this with your RE fam to let them know the horror is just beginning! ๐๐ค