🔥🚀💰🤑 *Breaking News* - ReserveOne is like that kid in class that claims to “know” about crypto but can’t even spell Ethereum correctly. 🤡💀 They’re jumping onto the Nasdaq train with a SPAC deal and plan to rake in a whopping $1B+! (Insert Rick and Morty “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub” meme here) Listen, my fellow degenerates of crypto land, these guys have Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana like they're hoarding Pokémon cards in a basement. Wanna bet they call themselves “Crypto Gorillas,” while being one meme away from bankruptcy? 🦍💸 In a leaked convo, one “dev” was overheard saying, “This is fine 🔥🚒,” as he watched the market tank after announcing the SPAC deal. By the way, who needs investors when you can just play the *“Stonks”* meme all day? 📈😂 But here’s the kicker: everything is a **DRAKE POINTING** meme when it comes to investing in crypto. Invest now?👇😅 Don't invest? 👆😱 Based on *evidence* (aka vibes), I predict the price rollercoaster will leave more casualties than a *Hunger Games* sequel. 🎢💀 Just don’t forget to HODL those stonks, fam!💥 #CryptoLife