🚨💻 BREAKING: The PassiveNeuron APT is FRESHER than your avocado toast! 🥑🔥 Hold up while I drop some spicy knowledge about the new malware drama that’s got the cyber world shooketh! 🤯💀 So, like, a crew of overachieving nerds from Kaspersky just dropped the tea ☕: PassiveNeuron is slinking around like a raccoon in your trash, targeting government agencies and corporations across Asia, Africa, and Latin America (yikes! 🌍🤢). These hackers are basically the squirrels of the cyber world: sneaky, chaotic, and totally vibing with chaos! 🌪️💥 Here's the kicker: they’re using something called Neursite and NeuralExecutor malware. Sounds like something from a Sci-Fi flick or your uncle's basement code project! 🤖🧐 // "Yo, what’s up with these names?! Sounds like a rejected Transformer!" - said literally NOBODY EVER! Cringe alert: if you thought the last update was bad, just wait until your bank account gets drained because you clicked "yes" on that phishing email 🍕💸. UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll ALL be using encrypted brain chips just to avoid these hackers and trying to Zoom call while dodging cyber ninjas in our homes! 🌌🤖💥 #ThisIsFine #Stonks 👾✨