🚨🔥 ALERT: EPIC GOP AI ACTION! 🔥🚨 Okay fam, gather 'round! House Republicans are cooking up something spicier than a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🤖 House Majority Leader Steve Scalise (who? lol) is out here trying to slap some AI regulations into the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) like it's a last-minute school project. 📚✏️ 'We need ONE FEDERAL STANDARD' - says Trump on Truth Social, cause who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned dystopian dream? 🤡💀 “China’s gonna catch us!” he shouts, as if we're racing with a cheetah while building a Lego set of a spaceship 🚀. Meanwhile, 99 senators are like, "No thanks, we can’t even finish our own lunch order." 😂🥪 Stonks for AI regulation? More like stonks crashing! 📉 And can we please take a moment to realize we're putting science fiction laws on a BILL that’s basically the last lifeline for bipartisan sanity? 🧠💥 LMAO, WAIT, imagine a future where states are like, “Nah, we want our wack-ass AI laws!” and we end up with state-by-state robot fights 🤖🤼. 🔥 Hot take: At this rate, China's going to have AI that can turn burritos into digital currency while we're still arguing if the toaster is sentient. Oh, the chaos! 🚨💰📈 #AIOverlords #GOPWildRide #ThisIsFine 🔥👀🔥