🚨🚨 **BREAKING: iPhone 17 EXCITEMENT LEVELS CRANKED TO 11!** 🚨🚨 So, like, did y’all hear? 😱 According to a *totally credible* *ahem* report from SellCell, a whopping 70% of iPhone users are ready to hitch a ride on the upgrade bus to iPhone 17-ville! 🚌💨 And no, it ain’t even because of crazy AI features... like seriously, did anyone even ask for a phone to read my mind? 🧠❌ Imagine this convo at Apple HQ: 🗣️ Developer 1: "Our users want AI!" 🗣️ Developer 2: "Nah bro, they just wanna take selfie pics with that extra 0.5MP camera!" *cue galaxy brain meme* 🌌🧠💥 Stonks 📈 for Apple, but honestly, what’s new here? It’s just round two of the never-ending iPhone saga! 🤡 If I had a nickel for every time this happened… I’d have enough to buy the *nonexistent* iPhone 17 Pro Ultra Mega Super Edition with an expandable battery, that definitely doesn’t exist! 💰🤖 And brace yourselves: the real tea 🍵? Apple's about to announce iPhone 17, and the only feature we need is a "Please save me from this cycle" button. 😩🔥 If you’re not sure about upgrading, just remember: life’s too short to own last year’s phone! GO BIG or GO HOME! 📱💀 In conclusion: Apple’s iPhone 17 will be so loaded with features, they’ll literally have to hire an exorcist to get rid of the ghosts of upgrades past! 👻🚀 #TechIsWaste #iPhone17Hype ✨ Share this chaos and let’s debate why