🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Replit just hit the jackpot, fam! 🎰💰 They copped a cool $250M in funding and are now rockin' a $3B valuation! Guess who’s rolling in the dough? 😂🙌 Prysm Capital and a squad of other investors (Y’all thought this was a party, huh? 🎉👀) joined the cash grab – including Google’s *totally not keeping an eye on world domination* AI Futures fund and the *startup daddies* at Y Combinator! 🚀🤖 📈 Can we get a “stonks” meme in here? 😤 Just picture all those venture capitalists in their fancy offices, high-fiving each other as they throw bills around like confetti. 💸🤑 But listen, if your React app is taking longer to load than a sloth on a Sunday, it’s probably time for an upgrade! 🦥💨 Replit’s fancy AI tools are here to scare away the devs who still think "manual coding" is a vibe. 🤡🔥 *"Bro, I thought we were making apps the old-school way?" - your boomer code uncle* 🤔💀 So, like, what’s next? Replit just gonna drop a feature that codes for you while you sip lattes? 🤷‍♂️☕ Or are we all looking at a future where our *AI overlords* take over our side hustles? 🔥💀 Prediction: In 2025, we’re all just gonna be AI whisperers, and Replit is gonna be the tech equivalent of the new TikTok. 🤯 #AI4Life *Black mirror? More like black stonks!* 🤖✨