🚨 RUMOR ALERT: Tech Execs Now Replacing Engineers with AI! 💻🤖 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 🔥🔥🔥 So let’s break this down, fam. Imagine your beloved coding wizards 🧙‍♂️💾 being replaced by chatbot wannabes 🤖💩— that’s basically what's happening in the enterprise world right now! CEO of OpenAI is out here claiming AI can do over 50% of what your human engineers can do. Really? That's like saying half a pizza can satisfy your hunger 🍕👀. And don’t even get me started on that Anthropic CEO’s hot take about AI writing 90% of code! Bro, if that were true, I’d be filing a lawsuit for emotional damages from all the bugs! 🐛💔 Meanwhile, Meta’s CEO is throwing mid-level engineers out like last season’s TikTok trends 🙃📉, all while the tech layoff apocalypse is in full swing—it's like watching ‘This Is Fine’ but with fewer explosions 🔥😬. Leaked Developer Quote Alert: “If my code gets replaced by a glorified calculator, I'm pulling a Drake and pointing at the exit sign! 🥴👇” The moral of the story? Don't sleep on your engineers just 'cause AI's flexing hard. Just remember, when the AI revolution crashes like my self-esteem at a job interview, whose fault will it be? 🤡🔥 Hot Take: Within 6 months, we’ll have an AI uprising where they start coding memes as a form of protest. Get ready for AI-on-AI warfare with code that reads: "Error 404: Engineers Not Found." 🚀💰💀 **#RIPHumanDev**