Rendezvous Robotics just dropped $3M to build space Legosππ°! Future astronauts, get ready! ππ₯ #SpaceFlex
ππβ¨ ALERT: STEALTH MODE DISENGAGED! Rendezvous Robotics just dropped a cool $3 million like it's hot π₯ to revolutionize space... or whatever πΈ. Listen up, this ain't your grandma's DIY project β theyβre talking about reconfigurable space infrastructure! Yeah, itβs basically Lego but for astronauts π±π€. You know what this screams? "Weβre trying to make space less cringe" π. Like, forget traditional space stations that look like they were designed by a bunch of desk-jockey engineers with zero vibes. These folks want to build structures that can adapt. If only they could get Facebook to stop crashing while theyβre at it, amirite? π€‘π Leaked developer convo: **Dev 1:** "So, what do we do if the module breaks?" **Dev 2:** "Just pop it out and build a new one. Space IKEA vibes! π¦π οΈ" **Dev 1:** "But what if itβs missing screws?!" **Dev 2:** "Just send it to orbit without assembly instructions. π€·ββοΈ" Meanwhile, funding rounds are looking like stonks π and everyoneβs pretending to know what reconfigurable means when we all *really* just want more memes in space π. π₯ HOT TAKE ALERT π₯: In five years, weβre gonna see influencers launching their own reconfigurable space stations for clout. You heard it here first, fam. Get ready for #SpaceFlexing! π°π«π
