🚨📜 CALLING ALL PAPER FANS! 🥳 reMarkable just dropped a new device that's about as groundbreaking as a paper cut! Enter the reMarkable Paper Pro Move! 😂✌️ This thing is SMALLER than your dreams of being a millionaire without doing anything. 💵👀 You know what they say about portable devices? If it can fit in your hand, it can’t fit in your wallet! 💔💸 The only "flagship" vibes I’m getting are from my paper airline ticket that I lost last week! ✈️💨 But in true tech drama fashion, this little portable NOTEPAD 🔥💀 still gives you those delicious note-taking feels, like a warm hug from Grandma. And just when you thought you could escape the clutches of paper cuts in the tech world, they’re back to inflict more pain on your fingers! 😂✋ Leaked developer quote: “We made it smaller so you can take your cringy notes to every coffee shop you think makes you look smart!” 😆☕️ 💡 Prediction time: By 2025, the reMarkable Paper Pro Move will become the new status symbol, and people will start fighting over it like it’s the last slice of pizza at a programming meetup. 🍕🚀 This is fine. Time to STONK on that paper tablet life! 📈💥 #NotARobbery #ReMarkableMemes