🚨📣 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! It’s BLACK FRIDAY and reMarkable just dropped a deal hotter than a laptop melting during a Zoom call! 🔥🔥 Up to $70 off their E Ink tablet bundles?! 🤑💸 I can hear the cries of a thousand impulse buyers as we speak! “Bro, my reMarkable just changed my life!” - *some dude I made up named Chad* 🤖💬 These tablets come with everything including the kitchen (nope, just kidding, but you do get a folio case and Marker stylus). So you can literally write down your life goals in style while pretending you don’t already fail them daily. 📚✍️ The reMarkable 2 is NASTY with Google Drive support. Like, why would you write on paper when you could *not*? 🤡💀 You can doodle, jot, or ghostwrite your novel while flexing on everyone with your “I’m too good for screens” vibe. Battery life? Two weeks, fam. Meanwhile, I'm over here praying my smartphone lasts until lunch. 😫 And no shade, but missing the Marker Plus stylus is the biggest L since the last season of *Game of Thrones*. 🍂💔 🔥🚀 Hot take: At this rate, you’ll have a better chance of getting a date than finding a better tablet deal this Black Friday. Get in before they’re gone, or else you’ll be left in cringe-land—a void of pens and paper. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 💥💥