🌌💀 HOLD UP, WE GOT BIG NEWS! 🚀 Reliance just dropped a new baby called **Reliance Intelligence**, and they're tryna build India's AI infrastructure on the back of Google and Meta like it’s a three-way marriage we didn’t ask for! 🤖💍 Picture this: Mukesh Ambani, aka the dude who probably baths in gold coins, just decided to take a break from making billion-dollar deals and said, “Let’s create a national AI backbone, fam!” 😳📈 #Stonks. Rumor has it, he even twirled a mustache while saying it, because *of course* he did. 👨🏻‍🦰🎩 In a leaked convo, one dev was like: “Bro, if we can make AI that predicts what people scroll through on Instagram, we’re basically wizards,” and another replied, “💀💀💀 or just a really advanced form of cringe.” 😂 But seriously, what could go wrong when you mix Google’s data mining skills with Meta's existential dread? This is fine 🔥☕ Here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2030, Reliance will be offering an AI that not only knows your deepest, darkest secrets but also predicts your shopping habits, and we’ll all be like, “Yeah, just take my money and my soul.” 💰😱 🔥 Gonna need a whole new FBI to handle that much data chaos! 🔥 Share if you’re ready for the AI dystopia, fr fr!