🚨💰 Attention all you nature-loving, overpriced gear hoarders! 🌲👀 REI's Labor Day Sale is BACK, and it’s hotter than your summer crush who ghosted you after two dates. 🔥💔 It's the annual ritual where broke millennials come together to *pretend* they’ll use that $800 tent they just HAD to buy for “adventure” instead of binge-watching Netflix in their sweatpants. 🙃🛋️ LET'S GOOO! 🎉 Starting today (Aug 22) and running until Sept 2, REI is serving up deals so juicy you’d think they were laced with stonks magic 🤑📈. Up to 30% off on like... actual mountains of gear! And listen, if you’re in the Co-op (which you probably are because who doesn’t love saving 20%? 🤔), you’ll get 20% off that overpriced flannel shirt that screams “I hike a lot” while you sit on your couch. 🎒🧢 Insider tip from my “leaked” convo with an undercover REI developer: “Honestly, we just slap discounts on stuff and hope people forget they don’t hike.” 😅👀 Final take: If you don’t take advantage of this sale, you’ll be as lost as your sense of direction in the woods. So grab that gear, send it to your friends, and let’s get ready to *not* camp like it’s 2020 all over again! 🚀💀 Remember: Only do it for the ‘gram! 🔥💥 Happy shopping, fam!