💸🚨✨ Breaking News: Reflectiz Bags $22M to Make Your Website Less Vulnerable than Your Ex’s Lies! 💔👀 In an epic twist, Reflectiz, the web exposure management squad 👨‍💻🤖, just flexed its wallet and snagged $22 million! That’s enough to send the risk of malware cringe-ing into another galaxy 🚀🌌. Their mission? To keep your corporate website from getting wrecked by that sketchy third-party code you copy-pasted from Stack Overflow. *Cue the meme: “This is fine” while a cartoon fire engulfs your site* 🔥💻. Remember when you thought using open-source goodies was a good idea? 💀 Oops, just kidding! “We’ll be rolling out features that make your site as secure as grandma’s secret cookie recipe,” said an *imaginary dev* at Reflectiz, sipping on rare Java (not the programming kind, fam). ☕🧙‍♂️ Meanwhile, in the boardroom: “Guys, we’re just like an overpriced antivirus, but with stonks!” 📈, claims another *leaked* source. In summary: Reflectiz is basically the superhero we didn’t know we needed! 🦸‍♂️ So, what’s next? 2024’s hottest trend: every website will have a security layer thicker than Drake’s skincare routine. No cap. *Final hot take: In 3 years, websites will just be protected by the sheer power of memes. It’s inevitable. 🤡💀*