🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECHVERSE 🚨: Reducto has just birthed a baby unicorn, and honestly, it’s a whole mood. 🎉💰 They’ve magically conjured $75 MILLION in fresh VC cash (a16z flexing that sweet stonks power) to let you turn those ancient scrolls of *complex documents* into LLM baby food. 📜➡️🤖 But wait, it gets spicier than a TikTok dance challenge 🔥. Ever tried reading a PDF? Yeah, it's like trying to navigate a corn maze while blindfolded. 🌽🙈 Enter Reducto, making OCR (that’s Optical Character Recognition for the uninitiated, NOT some sort of secret cult initiation) easier than stealing your grandma's WiFi password. 🚀💀 “Sometimes I feel like I’m coding in a dystopian future,” said *some developer we totally didn’t make up*, “but now I can just scan my receipts and call it innovation. #Blessed 🙏” Drake is like, “yes” to simplifying life as we know it, while the rest of us are still stuck in the cringe of manually typing out notes. 🤢💻 In a wild twist, I predict that Reducto’s next move is to invent OCR for interpreting your cat’s meows. This is fine. 🐾🔥 #CatTech2025