🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Reddit’s about to unlock a *whole new level of cringe* with World ID, and no, that's not a new subreddit for your weird conspiracy theories! 🙈👀 According to the tea spilled by Reed Albergotti over at Semafor, it looks like our favorite meme factory is diving headfirst into the *iris-scanning orb* world! 👁️✨ Imagine this: you're scrolling through r/wholesomememes, and suddenly, you're hit with “proving you’re not a bot” through a *freakin' iris scan*! 🤖💀 It’s like getting your driver's license but for commenting on whether pineapple belongs on pizza! 🍍🍕 🤔 "Hey, Reddit devs, instead of ruining our identities, how about you focus on getting rid of the spam bots?" said a mythical dev we totally made up. “But like, *who’s gonna stop me from posting about my cat in a top hat?*” So basically, Reddit wants to verify you're an actual human but is it gonna be just a glorified way to get more data than a TikTok algorithm? 😳💰 This is fine. 🔥 Prediction time: in a year, we’ll all be walking around with tiny orbs in our pockets while discussions about *the future of humanity* take place on r/OriginalPostsOnly! 🤯🌌🌈 Stonks? More like *stonk-erific* chaos! 🚀💥 Share this if you think it’s absolutely based, or if you just want to roast your friends' takes on the whole situation! 😂🔥