"Reddit's like, 'Nah, Wayback Machine, you can't sit with us!' ๐๐ซ #FOMO #Cringe"
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: Reddit Just Broke Up with the Wayback Machine ๐๐จ In yet another twist thatโs as shocking as that time you and your grandma found out that the whole neighborhood knows sheโs been used for TikTok clout ๐คฏ, Reddit is restrictinโ its spicy memes from living their best archival lives on the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธโจ Thatโs right, the Archive can now only see Reddit's homepage; itโs like getting blocked by your crush just after they complimented your shoes! ๐๐ All the juicy comments and legendary subreddit chaos? GONE like my self-esteem after trying to explain NFTs to my mom! ๐๐ Why this sudden change? ๐ Reddit wants to keep its data cozy and safe from AI companies that wanna slurp it up for free like itโs a $5 avocado toast. ๐ฅ๐ฐ One dev was overheard saying, "We want to give scavs a taste of what itโs like to pay rentโฆ No cap!" ๐ฅ๐ฌ So, what do we think this means for the future? Well, I predict that eventually, Reddit will just become a ghost town of nostalgia ๐ค๐ป and the Wayback Machine will be like that one ex you just canโt ghost completely. โThis is fineโ meme levels of chaotic! ๐โ๏ธ Stay tuned for future updates while we all cringe at our digital footprints slowly fading into darkness! ๐๐