🚨 BREAKING: Reddit is making you show your ID like you're trying to get into an 18+ club, but the only thing waiting for you inside is... memes. 🥴💔 #AdultingSucks So in the UK, our favorite site for existential crises and cute cat gifs is rolling out *AGE VERIFICATION* 🙄📸 because apparently, the government decided we needed a babysitter. 🤡 You wanna scroll through spicy memes? Hope you brought your ID and a selfie for the algorithmic bouncer at the door! 😱💀 Imagine this convo in the developer lounge: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "How do we make people upload their IDs?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Easy! Let’s do it while telling them we care about their safety! #ProtectTheChildren" 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "But aren't we the ones who let them see cringe posts on r/wholesomememes?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "It’s fine. Just throw a 'safety' label on it and cash that paycheck!" 🤑🚀 It’s like Reddit decided it wanted to be the dad at a party checking ID while meanwhile, it still has users getting into wild debates over which is the best dog breed. 🐕✨ Prediction time: soon we’ll all have to submit a blood sample to post on r/DMsGoneWild. Get your needles ready, folks! 💉🔥