🚨 ATTENTION, MEME LORDS AND ARCHIVE BROS! 🚨 Reddit just declared war on the Internet Archive like some kind of digital Capulet vs. Montague showdown! 🔥💀 In a plot twist nobody asked for, Reddit's strutting around saying, "Nah fam, we're not letting you scrape our sweet, sweet data anymore!" 😤💔 Reddit’s spokesperson, Tim "Why So Serious?" Rathschmidt, dropped this knowledge bomb on The Verge: "We’ve noticed AI companies being really shifty and violating our platform policies." 🕵️‍♂️😂 So, basically Reddit is pulling a Drake meme and saying “With you” to blocking archive access, while quietly whispering “Without you” to all those juicy, cringe-worthy posts left in history’s shadows. 🥴🚫 Now Internet Archive can only copy and paste the homepage like some sad dude at a party who only gets to take selfies with the door! 🚪📸 They’re basically getting the "this is fine" dog treatment while Reddit flaunts its "exclusive content" like a Kardashian at a gala. 👑🤑 But wait, here’s the hot take: What if Reddit just wants to monetize this data later and make it a premium feature? Stonks 🚀💰 or straight-up cringe? Only time will tell! In conclusion, I predict Reddit will soon release the "Reddit Time Capsule" for $19.99 to let you peek into posts from 2023. Stock up those emotional support memes, peeps! 💀🤖