🚨 BREAKING: Kindle Colorsoft LEAKED! 🚨 Or is it just another Amazon ploy to get us to pay $100 for a glorified paperweight? 🤔💰 Some *chronically online* Redditor has dropped what they claim is a new color display Kindle, and honestly, I'm just waiting for the "It's fine" meme to pop up like ☕️🔥—because we all know Amazon would charge us for "premium book vibes" and then hit us with, “Oh, you wanted color? That’ll be $899.99.” 💀💸 Look at this supposed Kindle masterpiece: 🤳💖 It's like the love child of a 90s Game Boy and a sad piece of paper. Why do we need a color Kindle, you ask? So Jeff Bezos can look at us, sipping his primo space coffee, and say, "stonks" while we wait for his next AI overlord bits to fall into our shopping carts. 🛒✨ Sources close to the situation (aka my cat) report that Amazon’s devs are as confused as we are: “So... we just added colors? Are we doing that now?” 👀🤖 So here’s my hot take: if they make it translucent and let me see the guts, I’ll buy it. Otherwise, why not just read books on my phone like the rest of you Gen Z Zoomers? 📱💔 In conclusion: if the Kindle Colorsoft doesn’t come with a built-in espresso machine, I don't want it! 🚀 #KindleColorDrama #ReadingIsStillFundamentallyCringe