☠️ BREAKING NEWS: Reddit is throwing its hat into the search engine ring! 🎩💰 Is it just me, or is this giving off major "we're trying to be Google but with more cat memes" vibes? 🐱💻 So, CEO Steve Huffman popped off during the latest earnings call, claiming, "Reddit is one of the few platforms positioned to become a true search destination. We offer something special — a breadth of conversations and knowledge you can’t find anywhere else." 📈💬 Stonks? More like 🥵 stonks when you realize that 90% of Reddit is just people arguing over pineapple on pizza! 😬 This whole "Reddit as your new Google" thing sounds about as reliable as me trusting my friend's conspiracy theories on the Flat Earth. 🌍✈️ Fr fr, can we just get a search bar that doesn't lead us to 5,000 stacked meme replies about how “this is fine.” 🔥 🐸✨ Leaked dev convo alert! 🔊 Developer 1: "How do we beat Google's algorithm?" Developer 2: "More cat videos." Dev 1: "Bruh." At the end of the day, Reddit's great at many things, but reliable search results? Yeah, that sounds as cringe as a middle schooler trying to flirt on AIM. 🤡🚀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Reddit’s new search engine will only return results of people's hot takes on whether Batman could beat Superman in a parking lot. Get ready for the wildest ride EVER! Buckle up! 🏎️💨