🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The tech world just set its hair on fire AGAIN! 🔥🔥 Reddit, Yahoo, Medium, Quora, and a whole squad of other relics have teamed up to bring you… *drumroll please*... the Really Simple Licensing (RSL) Standard! 👀 What’s that, you ask? Just another way for big-tech to assert their dominance while pretending to be your friend. This is fine. 🤡💀 Imagine the boardroom meeting: “Okay team, how do we make AI scraping sound like a warm hug? 🤗 Let’s slap ‘Really Simple’ in the name! 💰🚀 #Stonks.” Leaked developer quote: “This is just a thinly-veiled excuse to keep our cat memes safe from the AI invasion. Cope, seethe, 🤖💩.” The biggest glow-up of the decade? The copyright laws just got a new layer of cringe 🌈. But fr fr, do we really think this will shield us from the Skynet hype train? 🚂💨 Prediction: Next up, ‘Super Ultra Mega Friendly AI Friend Licenses’ (SUMFAL) will require you to pay a fee just to glance at your favorite subreddit. This is not a drill. Just wait until the meme lords take over! 😱👑💔 Get ready for the future where ‘RSL’ doesn’t stand for ‘Really Simple Licensing’ but ‘Really Stupid Lawsuits.’ 🤷‍♂️💀✨ #MemeChaos