🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Red Hat is out here making “zero-trust AI” the new hotness - but like, did they just watch "Inception" too many times? 💥💤 Listen up, fam! This ain't your average snooze-fest; Red Hat is basically the bouncer at the AI nightclub, kicking out unverified guests like "nah bro, you can’t come in. No whites taught me how to party fr fr!" 🚫👮‍♂️💃 These tech wizards are saying "trust? NEVER heard of it!" as they turn data security into a full-time job 💼✨. They're serving zero-trust like it's the latest TikTok dance challenge. “Continuous verification, strict access controls, compartmentalization?!” HA! 🤡 Sounds like these devs are just trying to sound smart while they still use Internet Explorer for everything! 💀🤖 Here’s a *leaked* convo I overheard in a dark corner of the Red Hat office: "Hey, what's the plan for user access?" "Uhhh... make it feel like the DMV? No one wants to go through it... but they gotta!" 😂🏢 So get ready, because if you thought ‘data security’ was boring, wait until you see the *zero-trust warzone*! And here's the hot take: in 5 years, everyone’s going to have trust issues that make dating apps look like a walk in the park! 🌌💔 #DataDating Drop this meme bomb on your friends—who needs sleep when you can have chaos? 🚀💰