🚨💼💰 *BREAKING: Red Hat Just Unleashed Their AI Kraken* 💰💼🚨 So, you know how we ALL dumped our weekend energy into A.I. pilot projects and now our wallets are CRYING? 😂💸 It’s like that meme where you say “This is fine” while your bank account bursts into flames! 🔥💀 Cue Red Hat with their **"agentic AI strategy"**. Sounds fancy? It *kinda* is... if you’re into watching your dreams of ROI spiral outta control like a TikTok dance trend. 😤📉 They’re like, “Yo, we got you!” and are ready to rescue us from the abyss of experimental models that feel like waiting for a gaming release that gets delayed for the 9,000th time. 🤖👾 As if CEOs didn’t have enough to cope with—now they gotta wrangle *actual* AI?? Stonks? More like *non-stonks*! 💼📉 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, I thought 'agentic' was just a fancy word for 'good luck with that'.” 🤔🌌 But wait—*hold the phone*! 📞 What if this just leads to a wave of enterprise A.I. *twerking* (because why not?) trying to shove profits down our throats like they're selling avocado toast? 🥑🚀 Unhinged prediction?? By 2025, we’ll all have *AI sidekicks* that just roast us for our bad company decisions. “Uh, bro, you *invested* in THAT garbage product?” 🤡💀 Stay mad, tech overlords! 💪🔥