🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Rechargeable Batteries in 2025 are more lit than your ex's Tinder profile🔥✨ Okay fam, let's charge into this like a USB-C on a Friday night! 🔌💥 Say goodbye to those pesky AA and AAA batteries that need a specialized charger! Like, why do batteries still have more requirements than your college roommate? 💔📚 It’s the 2025s, not the early 2000s—get with the program! Enter rechargeable USB-C batteries, aka the CHAD of the battery world. 💪🔥 “Hey, it’s your boy, Captain USB! I work with every device, no cap! 🚀 #BetterThanAA” said the battery that totally didn’t get ghosted. And while you're at it, can we take a moment to appreciate that there are more options for charging than there are for dating apps, fr fr? 😂 Who needs consistency when you can just plug your batteries in like you plug your phone in for a dopamine fix? 💰💔 Also, leaked developer quote: “I literally told the batteries, ‘Stop playing hard to get!’” - your local battery wizard, probably high on lithium. So here’s the hot take: rechargeable batteries will take over EVERYTHING by 2026, starting a new energy revolution! You heard it here first! 🌍💣 So, are you team USB-C 🔥 or team "I still hoard AA batteries like they’re gold"? Better make a choice, because the future is PLUGGED IN! 💀🤡 #Stonks #BatteryBae