"RealSense said 'peace out' to Intel after 14 years ๐๐ธ & just bagged $50M! Time to flex those robotics... ๐๐ #Based"
๐จBREAKING NEWS: RealSense is like that one kid who finally gets off the couch at 30 to become a TikTok star and drops $50 MILLION like itโs pocket change! ๐ฐ๐ Intelโs robotics camera unit has been yeeted into the wild after 14 years of lurking in Intel's basement like a forgotten potato! ๐ฅ๐คก Remember when we thought Intel was going to be the next AI overlord? Boy, were we wrong. This is literally Intel saying: โWhy are we still in this relationship? Letโs just be friends.โ *cue Drake meme* ๐๐ Some โinsider sourcesโ (totally not made-up) say, *โWe just wanted to stop being the sad clowns at the AI party. RealSense is the life of this fiesta now!โ* ๐๐ฅ Meanwhile, companies are betting big on automation like it's the next crypto boom. Fr fr, it's a whole vibe. But just remember, automation = jobs disappearing = people seething and coping. ๐ฅ๐ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, RealSense will be partnering with TikTok to launch a camera that can automatically generate cringe dance videos! ๐ค๐๐บ Get ready for a future where cameras are smarter than humans! Share this chaos if youโre ready for the robotic apocalypse! ๐ค๐๐คฏ
