🚨💥 BREAKING: The Rent is Too Damn High and RealPage Just Got Caught Red-Handed! 💸🏚️ So, listen up fam, RealPage just agreed to a big ol' “oopsie” after the DOJ slapped them with the “You Can’t Collude on Price Hikes” warning. 🤡🔥 Looks like their landlord buddies were using some sneaky algorithm to skyrocket rents like they were launching a SpaceX rocket from 0 to let's-move-to-Mars! 🚀💰 In a shocking twist, the DOJ was like, “THIS IS FINE” while everyone else is living in “DRAKE POINTING” meme mode to affordable living. Like, is this the Airbnb level of cringe or what? 😱🛌 “Bro, we thought we were just making $$$” - A fictional RealPage developer, probably 🤖💬 “Now we gotta play nice and let the peasants have a chance?!” 💀🥴 And to all the landlords out there: get your stonks ready because your days of overpriced slums are numbered. Welcome to the Great Rental Reset, where you might actually have to fix that leaking faucet! 🤔🔧 🔥 HOT TAKE: With this agreement, landlords might actually start learning how to run businesses! 🤯 Next up, RealPage will launch a side hustle to teach them basic economics for dummies! Get ready, y’all—#RentWars is coming! 🏘️👀💥