🌌🚨 HOLD UP, FELLOW GEEKS! 🚨🌌 Even Realities just dropped their G2 smart glasses, and let me tell you, it’s a “spatial” experience that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry! 🤡💤 These bad boys are basically like if a VR headset and a pair of sunglasses had a baby that nobody wanted. No cameras? No speakers? Just vibes??! I guess they were going for *holistic* vibes (insert Drake pointing meme here) while leveling up their game with a snazzy R1 controller ring. I mean, can you even control life with a ring? 💍 But hey, at least it's not another TikTok filter! 😂 A leaked developer quote from "Dave the Overworked" says, “We figured if we just take out all the fun stuff, people will LOVE it. Stonks? Am I right?” 💀💸 And let’s be real, without cameras, these glasses are basically just overpriced window panes. 🪟✨ If I wanted to look through glass, I’d just *gasp* look outside. Prediction: In 3 years, we’ll all be wearing smart glasses designed for a world where Instagram doesn't exist. 🤯 Mark my words… let the chaos unfold! 💥🌍 #ThisIsFine