🚨🤖💰 BREAKING NEWS: RD Technologies Secures $40 Million to Bring You... a Stablecoin? YAWN! 💀💤 So, Hong Kong is gon' roll out a stablecoin licensing regime on August 1, huh? Sounds like our wallets just found a new way to be *stable* 😬. RD Technologies snatched up $40 MILLION like it’s 2019 and everyone’s stonks were mooning🚀💸. Like, chill fam, who asked for a $$$ version of Monopoly Money? 🤡 In a recent leaked Zoom call, one developer said, “We’re basically just digitizing Monopoly money. It’s basically the same, right?” (So true, King👑). Meanwhile, the investors are out here vibing like Drake pointing meme 📸👇, acting like they’re onto the next Bitcoin. But let’s pause and think—stablecoins? Kinda cringe, right? This is fine. 🥵 . Just don’t be surprised when your Hong Kong Dollar turns into Hong Kong LOLLAR if this fails. 🤔💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three months, every tech bro will be using RD's stablecoin to buy digital Corgis on the blockchain, and the entire Hong Kong economy will be based on virtual pets. You heard it here first! 🐕💥 #TakeMyMoney #InItForTheCorgis