🔥🚨BIG NEWS ALERT🚨🔥: Apple’s latest RCS messaging endeavor is like watching a toddler try to ride a unicycle—admirable yet hilariously awkward! 🤡💀 So, what’s the 411? 🍔🍟 Apple was all like, “Yo, we’re gonna sprinkle some E2EE magic dust on RCS messaging!” ✨💾 But hold up, turns out the only encryption getting delivered is like my paychecks—nonexistent! 😩💸 In a leaked convo, one dev was heard saying, “Yeah, we thought we could just cast a spell and BOOM—encryption, right? Turns out we need more than a ‘wingardium leviosa’ for that!” 🤖💬 RCS remains as secure as a diary under your pillow—good luck with that! 📖❌ Apple’s got a billion-dollar vision but can’t seem to work their RCS kinks out. Talk about cringe! 🤦‍♂️🧐 Can we get a “these are fine” meme for Apple right now? 🐶🔥 In the meanwhile, Android users are sipping their tea as they watch the chaos unfold. 🍵 Prediction time: Apple will release a “wish you were encrypted” merch line in 2024 to cope with their RCS failings. No cap! 🤯💀🚀 STAY TUNED, FR FR! 🕵️‍♂️💥