💀🎮 Razer’s new DeathAdder V4 Pro: Now with 100% more "Why am I like this?" energy! 🚀🔥 Hold onto your RGB light strips, fam! Razer just threw a new mouse into the wild like it's a new season of *Game of Thrones*—full of drama and confusion. Say hello to the *DeathAdder V4 Pro*, priced at a jaw-dropping **$169.99**—because who doesn’t want to pay a mortgage for a mouse? 💰🖱️ This sleek little guy is lighter than your hopes and dreams and comes equipped with optical sensors that can last for 100 MILLION clicks. That’s a 1-click-per-day lifespan of over **274K YEARS**. 🌌🦾 **Developers leaked this gem:** “If your mouse clicking is lasting longer than your relationships, we’ve got you covered.” 😂 It’s got a new optical scroll wheel too—no more creaky mechanical nonsense. Razer’s saying it’s "triple the durability" like they're hawking a life insurance plan. But get this: for 150 hours of battery life, you’ll have to slow your roll to 1,000Hz polling rate. That’s like trying to play racing games in slow motion. 🐢💨 🔥💡 *Hot Take Alert:* In 2025, Razer will release a *DeathAdder V5 Pro* with a built-in mini fridge because clearly, we have zero chill left. 🥴🤖 So if you’re ready to yeet your bank account into the void for a faster, lighter, and sillier clicking experience, *go off, king*. 🌈💔 *Stonks!* 📈