🔥💰 ALERT: Razer just dropped an eGPU chassis that’s more expensive than my entire existence, and all you get is a single Thunderbolt 5 cable. I mean, come on Razer! 😒💀 $350 for a glorified pizza box that says “We swear it’ll make your laptop cooler!” Yeah, also makes my wallet cry real tears. 🖥️💔 *Leaked Developer Conversation:* Dev 1: "So, we made this eGPU that needs power, and it only comes with a single cable." Dev 2: "Bro, that’s, like, totally based!" *Both laugh while sipping overpriced lattes* ☕ But wait, there’s more! 🎉🚀 The Razer Core X V2 is here to “support” the hottest new GPUs. If by support you mean shove those massive GPUs into a box like my dreams of financial stability, then yeah. You’ll need a *second mortgage* to afford that GPU to plug into it. STONKS! 📈🤡 And let’s not forget your laptop better have Thunderbolt 5 or you’re left holding the world’s fanciest brick. This is fine, I guess? 😂 *Drake pointing meme intensifies when you realize it’s still Thunderbolt 4 compatible.* Final hot take: by 2025, Razer will release the “Razer Core XXV,” and they’ll just give you a non-functioning Thunderbolt cable because “it’s an upgrade.” 💀🔥🔮 #techiechaos