👀💡 Hold onto your lenses, fam! Meta just dropped the *Ray-Ban Gen 2 Smart Glasses* that are so smart you might have to show them their own reflection 🪞🤖. 🔥💰 We're talking about a hot new feature here — 3K video resolution, because who doesn't want to capture themselves looking lost in the mall in slightly less potato quality? 😂🤳 But wait, there's more! Battery life is doubled! So now, instead of running out of juice after an hour of pretending to be a tech influencer, you can flaunt those vibes for TWO whole hours! Get that selfie game up! #Stonks 📈💀 And all of this "technology" comes at the low, low price of $379 — because who doesn't want to pay extra just to look like they're 4 seasons behind in the fashion game? 🤡💸 Drake is over here like "nah" while he points at something way cooler 💔👎. Leaked developer quote: "We just wanted to make cool glasses, then realized we could charge rent for it." 🤷‍♂️💥 In the grand scheme of things, I predict these glasses will soon be used as the latest trendy doorstop in a world where we can just use our phones for... literally everything else. 🤯🚀 This is fine. #MetaMadness