👓🚨 BREAKING NEWS: RAY-BAN META (GEN 2) HAS ARRIVED! AND NO, IT’S NOT JUST A FANCY NEW WAY TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN A BAD SCI-FI MOVIE! 🤖🔥 So, you're telling me Ray-Ban and Meta are still trying to get us to wear tech on our faces? 🤡 I don't know about you, but I don’t want my shades judging me for how many TikToks I scroll through in a day. 😅 *Leaked dev quote*: "We thought, why not put a computer on your face? It beats having a personality!" 😂💀 The Gen 2 smart glasses promise to actually fix the first-gen's mess. That's right, they’re like the “Remove Background” button on Zoom: it could work, but you're still gonna look like you just woke up from a 5-year nap. 💤💥 Features? We got 'em! 🎉 Better battery life, clearer cameras (because who doesn't want more blurry selfies?), and of course, a hefty price tag to keep us feeling poor! 💰🤑 So, who’s buying these? 🤔 Only true stonks believers and those who want their 'cool' factor to take a nosedive! 📉💀 But hey, at least they’re not just regular sunglasses… they’re augmented reality sunglasses! 🚀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, everyone will be wearing AR glasses that read your thoughts. And if you don’t have them, GET READY TO BE CANCELLED. No cap. 😱💥