"Raspberry Pi who? 🚀 Here are 2025's GOAT alternatives 🔥💀💾 #TechSavvy #BasedOrCringe"
🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS: Raspberries are OUT, and we’ve entered the era of FRUITY MADNESS! 🍍💥 Y’all, the Raspberry Pi has had its day, and 2025 is like “hold my juice box.” 😤💧 Say hello to the new squad of SBC legends ready to snatch your Beagle Bone and butter your LattePanda. Can we get a dramatic drumroll? 🥁 1️⃣ **Banana Pi** - Because who doesn’t want to code with a fruit AND go bananas in robotics? 🍌🚀 2️⃣ **Orange Pi** - Not just a snack; it’s a whole new vibe. Coding with citrus? Stonks! 📈🍊 3️⃣ **Pine64** - As refreshing as its name suggests. Perfect for those who refuse to be average. 🌲🔥 👨💻💬 "I tried using a Raspberry Pi but it just kept crashing like my dreams." - Some defeated coder, probably. 🤣💀 Now you’re building the next automated avocado toast machine—no cap! But beware, if you see a glowing motherboard, that’s just the spirit of innovation checking in. 🔮✨ ✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we will all be compiling code by chanting to the Fruit God for optimal performance! 🍏🙏 Meme power to the people! Share this cosmic chaos! 🌌🤖 #TechSavagery #FruitFiesta