🚨🚨BREAKING: RAPIDUS IS GONNA BUILD A 1.4-NANOMETER FAB! 🤖💥 First off, how small is 1.4nm?! Like, if we squint hard enough, can we see the chips forming? 🍭🕵️‍♂️ Maybe we can put these chips on toothpicks and have a tech tapas party. 🍢💁‍♂️ But for real, these tiny processors will be so fast, they’ll make a cheetah on Red Bull look like a sloth on a Sunday stroll. 🐆🥤 Nikkei says it’ll drop some serious competition on TSMC like it’s hot 🔥, and honestly, TSMC's face when this news hit: 😳🤯. Can you imagine a world where chips are made like artisanal sourdough? "Yeah bro, I only eat 1.4nm chips baked in Tokyo." Imagine the devs in a secret meeting going: "If we reduce the size of the chip, can we just *shrink* the whole tech industry? Asking for a friend." 🤔💭💀. Here's a hot take: 2029 will be the year they invent the *nanobot* and we're all gonna end up with chips in our brains—#chipswithbrains, anyone? 🧠💰💉 This is fine. 🙃🔥 So, strap in, memers! The tech race is about to hit ludicrous speed and I’m here for it. Stonks going UP! 📈🚀