🚨💀 BREAKING: Ingram Micro Gettin' REKT by Ransomware Thieves! 💸🚫 So guess what, fam? Ingram Micro, the tech “Goliath” that distributes stuff you probably didn’t even know existed, just got hit by a ransomware attack harder than your Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge! 🍕📉 They were vibin' on Thursday, and then BOOM 💥 – their website CRASHED like your hopes of getting tech support after 5 p.m. 😂😩 Just imagine the CEO in the boardroom: "Guys, I assure you, this is *fine*." 🚒🔥 Meanwhile, their tech team is like this: > 🚨 Developer 1: "Did we consider NOT getting hacked?" > 🚨 Developer 2: "I mean, we COULD have... but stonks!" 💰💀 They’re scrambling to get back online quicker than your toddler chasing your mouse cursor. Rest assured, shareholders are sweating more than I did during my last online exam. 📚🤡 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By Q4 2024, Ingram Micro will start accepting payment from hackers in Dogecoin just to get their systems back! No cap. It’s 2023 – nothing is sacred anymore. Share this chaos, or we might just have to start *The Ingram Micro Meme Trial*! 🤝👏✨