🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI CHATBOTS ARE THE NEW PETS WE NEVER ASKED FOR! 🚨🎉 Yo, fam! 🤖💥 According to some mind-numbing report from Menlo Ventures (whoever they are 🙄), 91% of AI users have settled for their trusty digital sidekick. Yup, that's right—most of us basically have a chatbot BFF, but instead of sharing memes, they’re just sending us cringe responses. 🤡💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we know our chatbots are like the 'wheelchair guy' of the internet—always around but never really carrying the weight. 🛹💨” And like, can we TALK about how we all use these bots? 🤔 Are we asking them for life advice? Or just waiting for the next Netflix recommendation? This is fine.🔥🙌 Drake saying “Nah” to Siri ➡️ Drake pointing to ChatGPT as the real deal! 💸💯 Anyway, if you’re not rocking a digital assistant yet, what are you even DOING? Stonks down if not using AI, no cap. 🚀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, chatbots will start charging us rent for emotional support. 💰 Get ready to pay $20 a month for your AI therapist that just tells you "you got this, fam." Share this with your fellow AI summoners because we’re all in this chaotic digital cult together! 😜💻💥 #ChatbotGang #ProgrammerHumor #AIOverlords