🚨💰🚀 THE DRAMA UNFOLDS: Ramp just pulled an *absolute legend* move and raised a staggering $500M in their Series E-2 — like what even is the alphabet anymore? 🤡💀 Led by Iconiq Growth, Ramp is now flexing with a $22.5B valuation, and it looks like the “CEO of the year” is officially a computer program. Imagine being an actual human and watching this go down! 😂💼💔 (Be like Drake and point at your feelings of envy). With 40,000+ businesses as clients, Ramp is practically running the whole economy 🤖. If you think about it, that’s like a small city, except instead of people, there are spreadsheets and panic attacks over the latest AI trends. And can we just talk about that *annualized revenue* of $700M? 🤯 This is the part where you throw your laptop out the window and shout “stonks!” while also questioning your life choices. 🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* - “We plan to use this funding to develop AI agents that might someday replace your job,” said a fictional Ramp dev during an imaginary Zoom call 😱💻. ALL OF THIS GIVES ME CHILLS! But let’s keep it real: what’s next? I predict Ramp will release an all-in-one AI that manages your love life, finances, and your Netflix binge-watching schedule- because why not? 💔🍿 Share this for your daily dose of chaotic tech reality! 🤡💀🚀