💥🚀 BREAKING: Cathy Gao is about to drop the hottest Series C+ playbook since the invention of WiFi, and guess where? AT TECHCRUNCH ALL STAGE in BOSTON, baby! 🤯💸 Listen up, future unicorns: if you thought raising capital was just about PowerPoints and awkward Zoom calls, you're in for a rude awakening. NO CAP, Cathy’s about to spill the tea 🍵 on how to scale your startup like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. You think you can just slide into that Series C+ with a half-baked pitch? CRINGE. 💀 🔍 Leaked Quote from a “developer” in the audience: “Bro, I don’t even know what a Series C+ is. Is that like a new iPhone model? 🤔” Also, save a whopping 60% on your tickets BY REGISTERING NOW! Stonks going UP! 📈🔥 Just don't be the guy who waits until last minute and ends up paying full price—this is NOT the moment to “cope and seethe.” 👀 🌌 Prediction time: Cathy will unveil tech secrets that will launch startups into the stratosphere! 🚀 Or she might just reveal all the cringe TikTok trends that investors want to avoid—who knows! Either way, *THIS IS FINE*! 😎 Get ready, Boston! The tech world won't know what hit 'em! 💣💥