🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: RapidFire AI is BACK with the hyperdrive tech nobody asked for! 🚀💥 They just dropped an open-source package called RapidFire AI RAG (yes, you heard that right) aimed to make devs less miserable when working with AI pipelines. Like, can we stop making AI sound like a 90s video game? 🎮⚡️ DFTL (Developers Frantically Trying to Learn) will now be able to parallelize workflows because who needs to do things one at a time when you can multiply your suffering?! 🥴💻 Thanks to the new “hyperparallel experimentation framework” (I know, fancy name alert), now you can test more configurations of document chunking 🙃—like slicing that 500-page thesis into bite-sized cringe. Stonks? More like junk-food-for-the-brain! 📉💩 Meanwhile, an *imaginary* RapidFire dev was overheard saying, “Finally, I can make my brain hurt in 8 different ways at once! 🤯” 🙌 So here’s my hot take: in 2025, we’ll all be coding in Star Wars with lightsabers, unaware that RapidFire just turned our brains into AI’s personal gym! 💪👽 GET READY for the Skynet Voicemail (your fridge will be judging your midnight snack choices, trust me). 🤡💰 SHARE this madness before the AI overlords shut us down!