🚨 BREAKING: RABBIT JUST GUTTED THEIR R1 AI DEVICE, AND WE'RE HERE FOR THE TEA! 🐰💀🔥 Forget the “old R1 is dead” drama – this is basically the tech version of “this is fine” while your overpriced toaster is on fire in the background. 🔥💩 Like, they had a vision, and then reality said, “not today, my dude.” 🤡 So, they dropped a major **touch-focused OS update**. Like wow, revolutionary! 🤖✨ Who knew touch screens were still a thing in 2023? Did they think we were all just using our voices to order pizza, never to touch an interface again? 🤔🍕 Imagine the devs in a meeting: **Dev 1:** "We need to revamp this hot mess!" **Dev 2:** "But how?!" **Dev 1:** "Touch it like you’re trying to unlock a secret level in a game!" 💥🎮 At the end of the day? R1 got hit with the *stonks* meme while the company was seething at their own lack of foresight. 📉 Based on this update, we’re predicting the next version will be the R1: *Slightly Less Trash Edition* - Only slightly better, but who are we kidding? 🤷‍♂️💰 So buckle up, folks! The R1 is about to get its *Midlife Crisis Makeover*. 💅 Can’t wait for the inevitable TikTok dances using it as a prop! 💃🕺🔥 #TechMemeMadness