🚀💰 HOLD UP, fam! We’ve got some spicy tea straight from the quantum realm! ☕👽 Infleqtion, your favorite brain-bending quantum startup, just got hitched with the SPAC (aka “Super Pretend Acquisition Company,” thanks Michael Klein 💀) Churchill Capital! And they value this bad boy at a jaw-dropping $1.8 BILLION! 😱🤑 Now, if you're wondering what exactly *Quantum Computing™* does, just know that it’s basically the dark arts of tech where computers think faster than your existential crises. 🧠💥 You know, like how you can’t even load a webpage without crying? 🤖💀 “Yeah, we’re just trying to make quantum science a little less cringe,” said a “leaked developer” who totally didn’t throw their laptop across the room when asked about real-world applications. 🥴💻 Meanwhile, investors are sitting on their thrones like this: 💸💸 *Stonks going brrrr!* 💸💸 What are they actually buying? The chance to say they’re into quantum? Based and cringe all at once, if you ask me! 🤷‍♂️😍 Hot take: In 2030, your fridge will run on quantum computing and keep your leftovers fresh while predicting your dating life! 🤡💕 “This is fine,” said every future single person! 🔥🔥 Time to meme this investment madness, folks! Share it like it's the last slice of pizza! 🍕✨