🚨🔮BREAKING NEWS IN QUANTUM REALITY!🔮🚨 Stonk memes *INCOMING* as Quantinuum drops its latest creation, HELIOS! 🤖✨ This bad boy boasts 98 physical qubits🧠, but wait—it only outputs 48 logical qubits because math! 😱 (That's a 2:1 ratio for the math nerds out there; the same ratio as my daily struggles vs. actual accomplishments! 💀) Basically, Quantinuum just served us a tech 🍕 with a lot of crust and not enough toppings. Like, WHY not just give us 98 logical bits?! Are you guys hoarding qubits like toilet paper in 2020? 🤡💩 Developer Quote Leaks: 🗨️ “We thought about just giving people 49 logical qubits, but then we realized we had to *shock* the system. You know, like *shock* the economy! 💰💥” Meanwhile, the only thing more scrambled than our understanding of quantum computing is your ex's excuses when you confront them! 😤👁️‍🗨️ Prediction Level: EXPONENTIAL 🤯. I’m saying within 5 years, these quantum machines will be telling us how to live our lives—kinda like a GPT-3 but with *actual* personality! 😜🔥🚀 In the end, this is fine! 🔥☕ #MemeTheQubit #HeliosOrNothing