🚨💰BREAKING: Qualtrics Just Copped Press Ganey Forsta for $6.75B Like It’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🛒🔥 💀 That’s right, fam! You read it correctly! Qualtrics, known for making surveys that make you question your life choices, just dropped a *MEGA* bag to buy Press Ganey Forsta. Literally, they’re paying more than my entire college tuition (with debt, of course). 🤡💸 👨‍⚕️ So what exactly is this Press Ganey magic? They help healthcare peeps gather feedback from patients and doctors—basically turning tears into stonks! 📈💔➡️💵 Ain’t that just the most *mid* thing you’ve ever heard? Meanwhile, the healthcare industry is like, “This is fine,” while their funds are being munched on like chips at a party. 🌮🔥 Rumor has it, one Qualtrics dev exclaimed, “If it costs *six* (6) billion dollars, it must be *lit*!” 👀🚀 But let’s keep it a stack, the only thing getting lit here is someone’s accounting spreadsheet—and we all know how spicy those can get. 😅 🔮🔥HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll be getting our medical advice from AI chatbots while they simultaneously rate our healthcare experience with a 1-5 star system. “Thanks for saving my life, can you leave a review though?” 🙃📅 Get ready to meme this chaos into healthcare history, fam! SHARE this wildness before your doctor asks you to fill out a survey! 🤖✨