🚨👽 **BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ALIEN HQ! 👽🚨** So, like, Qualcomm just DEBUTED a mini-PC that's literally the size of your favorite coasters—yeah, the ones you use to hide those embarrassing water rings on your coffee table. Meet the *UFO* 🌌✨—not your average flying saucer, but the kind that only tech nerds dream about when we close our eyes and wish for a world that doesn't involve Core i5s from 2013. 🙃💀 These geniuses showed it off at the Snapdragon Summit and everyone was like, “OMG a COASTER PC, I'm obssessed!” 😍 But wait for it... you can't buy one. That’s right, folks! They’re treating this *UFO* like an ex that gives you mixed signals—sweet but ultimately a no-go. 🤡💔 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We wanted it to be exclusive, like a secret menu item at McDonald’s—only cooler and with no fries.” 😏🍟 Drake pointing at the UFO? **YES.** Drake pointing at your regular ol' PC? **CRINGE.** Get ready for this hot take: within the next year, in a shocking twist of fate, all your tech will be shaped like food! 🤯🍔 *Coming soon: laptops shaped like tacos...* 🌮 Keep your eyes peeled, folks! The future is bright and absurd! 🚀💰