🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH GEEKS: Qualcomm just dropped a chip that’s more powerful than your mom’s love after you clean your room! 🤡💖 Say hello to the Snapdragon X2 Elite and X2 Elite Extreme—because why not give a wholesome name to a silicon monstrosity? 🤖🔋 💥 These bad boys pack 18 cores 🥵 and can flex up to 80 TOPS (that’s Tera Operations Per Second for the noobs, fam) which is basically their way of saying, “Yeah, we’re about to turn your laptop into a mini supercomputer.” 🚀💻 📈 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We designed the X2 to be more powerful than my sleep-deprived brain during a coding marathon.” 💀😂 ✌️💤 Can someone please tell me why I need an 18-core chip for watching cat videos? Is this a laptop or an AI overlord training simulator? 🤷‍♂️💀🔄 Also, let’s be real, no one's using 80 TOPS to tweet about brunch! This is fine! 👀🔥💸 In conclusion, I predict that the X2 will either revolutionize mobile gaming or become the world’s first chip to start a TikTok account to show off its “sick gains.” Fr fr. 👾💥 All aboard the cringe train! Choo choo! 🚂💰 #SnapdragonStonks #TechNoobRoast