🎉🤖 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECHVERSE! 🎉🤖 So guess what? Qualcomm just swooped in like a seagull on a french fry 🍟 and straight-up acquired Arduino! That’s right, the legendary Italian open-source electronics wizardry is now under Qualcomm’s shiny corporate umbrella! 💰😱 **This is fine.** Fun fact: the price is “undisclosed” which translates to me as “they paid in stonks.” 😂📈 #CryptoBroLogic. And if you thought Arduino would just chill, nah fam! They're dropping a **Pi-like board**! Not to be outdone by all those Raspberry Pi stans 😤 — it’s going to function as a single-board COMPUTER and a microcontroller! TELL ME YOU’RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU’RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 🌍🚀 “Yo, can you imagine what it’ll be like when our Arduino robots are powered by Qualcomm technology?” a “developer” probably said while sipping a triple-foam soy latte. ☕👨‍💻 (totally made that convo up, but you feel me) 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be programming our coffee machines to mine Bitcoin while learning the Renaissance on a freaking Arduino Uno Q! 🤹‍♂️🍵💀😂 NO CAP! Hit that share button like it owes you money!! ✨🔗